Lew Lefton and Enid Steinbart’s Holiday Letter Page

Lew Lefton and Enid Steinbart’s Holiday Letter Page

This is an archive of our famous holiday letters. They offer a (sometimes twisted) glimpse into my family. If you don’t know us and you find yourself reading them, anyway, now may be a good time to close your browser, step away from the keyboard, and take a walk. You can then repeat to yourself “I DO have a life, I DO have a life…”.

  • 1996 (Squeezy the snake)
  • 1997 (Lefton/Steinbart Jeopardy)
  • 1998 (Storytime)
  • 1999 (Film Noir)
  • 2000 (Pie Chart)
  • 2001 (Dinner Theater)
  • 2002 (Backwards Letter)
  • 2003 (Spam)

(NOTE: The 16 page extended version of the 2003 letter doesn’t exist. The link at the left is the same letter you got from us in the mail. If you really want to read a 16 page holiday letter, then perhaps you are an idiot.)

  • 2004 (Election Year)
  • 2005 (Interruptions)
  • 2006 (Bathroom Remodel)
  • 2007 (Subliminal Advertising)
  • 2008 (HOPE and CHANGE)
  • 2009 (Media overexposure)
  • 2010 (High Speed Blur)
  • 2011 (Boring Year)
  • 2012 (Uncertainty is the new certainty)
  • 2013 (NSA report from the pets)
  • 2014 (Empty Nest)
  • 2015 (Click Bait)
  • 2016 (Fake News)

(NOTE: If you want to know the 5 lies in our 2016 letter, email us.)